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Mental Health Tip
Unless you enjoy whipping solid cognitive skills into a pureed state of mind, read sections of Not Your Mama's Obit in this order:
- Seriously, This is Nothing Like Your Mama's Obit
- A Doozy of a Disclaimer
- The Den Phenomenon
- Attempt √  Excel √ Next! …
- Trivial Talk
- Quizzical Cliff Notes
- Invitation To The Challenge Party
- Origami Childhood
- The Big Pivot
- Honorary Bad Poetry
- A Word About That Phone
Additional Hazardous Reading Opportunities:
About this Hot Mess Walkin' Weird Fake Poser Obituary
Uninvited Guest List a.k.a. Unwilling Participants
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