Not Your Mama's Obit

If she’s alive, that would be awkward, not to mention rude and pretty alarming; if she’s passed, you have our sincere condolences; but, trust us, she’d prefer any Obit besides this fustercluck.

Fun Fact That 💀 Would Not Find Funny In the Least: Dennis James Lord 11 would be embarrassed (mortified) to find himself the subject of a very public glowing tribute. (insert emoji that won’t load) So, naturally, with that in mind, we’ve devoted an entire website to honoring his life.

If you were lucky enough to have him in your life, you know only Death itself could stop Dennis James Lord 11 from pursuing his next big adventure.

"We're both busy people. So let's cut the small talk." (David Mitchell, QuoteFancy)

A Fake Shortcut for the Stiff.